-NO EVIL-

Friday, October 2, 2009

I'll stand with arms high and hearts abandoned
In awe of the One who gave it all.
I'll stand, my soul Lord to you surrendered
All i am, is yours.

HELLO

im really sorry for not updating
life's too boring to share anything
EXCEPT
i think im a giant eater
yes
i eat giantsss
today i had sushi buffet with ben jia for TEA
haha i ordered 5 plates of salmon sashimi.
FIVE.
and drank lots of water
BLOATED
we ate from 3 to about 4/5
then i went home just to find out that i was soon gonna go out for dinner
to celebrate dad's belated birthday
and guess what
its was peranakan buffet.
and i ate the most.
scary?
the funny thing is that my mom thought that i did not had anything
for lunch as i was eating like a monster
or eating a monster of a heap for that matter.
i love eating.

O levels are coming
im stressed
but i have a secret weapon
yes its mine
SUPER powerful
unmatchable
He's my God.
He's always giving me the strength and sustaining me day to day
when i have no more energy and life for the day
truly He is my portion and everything i need.

LASTLY.
this is to tease some people
im gonna remove my braces soon
AND EMERGE
HANDSOME!
hahaha!
so just wait.
and you'll see me doing colgate advertisements in future
HAHAAAA.

okay i know this post is extremely random but at least i updated!
so keep the tags coming in! :)
see ya, my dear loyal fans! muahaha.

Funny Monkey now 10:08 PM;

Friday, June 26, 2009

DARRYL'S BACK
EVERYONE RAISE YOUR HANDS AND SHOUT!
YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY. hi everyone!
hope you all are doing fine!
cause my butt still aches
it feels like,
some one has just whacked my right cheek with a jackhammer.
wanna try? anyone?
haha
random...

anyway...
i am feeling very stressed now
i can already smell the
OPEN INVERTED COMMAS
fragrance of o levels
CLOSE INVERTED COMMAS
i cannot remember anything i studied for the past weeks
and that is bad
if anyone has any tips on how to overcome this problem
please
PLEASEEEE
share with this poor little ahemhandsomeahem boy here.
thank you! (:

oh i bet everyone has said and whined
so its my turn
HOLIDAYS ARE ENDING!
now i have to wake up at 6 instead of 2 everyday
have to wear school uniform instead of boxers
have to wear white shoes instead of red shoes
well...
you get the idea.

lastly
MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!!
ahhhhh
no more moonwalk
no more high pitched singing
no more ridiculous dressing
no more crotch-grabbing dance moves
NO MORE!!!

okay. that's it bye!!!

Funny Monkey now 11:23 PM;

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

HELLO FANS.

okay... today was a really active day. i played badminton from 9 to 1 in the morning. played like some mad dog.... perspired like some mad dog as well. :D i am very happy that i get to meet up with my AWESOME friends to enjoy this EASY sport together. haha. then i went home to bathe and then went back to lot one to meet the exact same group of people. this time was to go to EUNICE's house for a swim... but the rain kinda made us less excited... sigh. what REALLY spoilt our mood was that we had to climb a GIGANTIC hill just to get to their MANSION. hahahaha. thank God that the sun decided to sleep in today and so it wasnt so hot unlike the last time when i went there. its crazy. we did swim in the end. it was fun! good bonding except for the people sitting by the pool just watching us.......

there're many things bugging me now. but i hope everything will be fine before school reopens. I NEED A JOKE. but dont ask me whats softer than a sponge. I'll KICK YOUR FACE if you do. (:

lastly, ZUL. WHERE TO MEET!!??? come on la
without me, your life is just weird....

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE. seeya

Funny Monkey now 10:13 PM;

Monday, June 22, 2009

THIS IS RETARDED. RETRO NIGHT EVERYBODY!

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH

AND

GOODNIGHT!!!

Funny Monkey now 11:42 PM;

HI. okay... so i decided to REVIVE this since im so bored every single day. this is really dumb but i guess its the only way left for my friends and fans to know what i am really up to these days. well.......... the hols have been JUST OKAY for me. there's nothing to look forward to after the retreat. oh wait... there is... SCHOOL. hahaha. oh and i have been studying everyday but it hasn't been very productive due to my lazy nature.

Im really very thankful that i have good friends. this sounds random. But wherever i am, there's always someone there that im close to. be it at school or at church. im am certainly someone who treasures friendship alot though sometimes my PLAYFUL words do hit the sensitive spot for some. but rest assured, most of the time they're just meant for disturbing and irritating. I thank God that he has given me this wonderful bunch of people. they give me alot of positive encouragement. and i feel very comfortable when im with my friends as i know that whatever we do together, it would never fail to bring a smile. believe me, they are a very very ESSENTIAL part of my life.

thats it! bye.

Funny Monkey now 3:52 PM;